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Welcome to the best place to buy all your TURDS on the net.
 
A1-Turds.uk is part of A1-Collectors.uk a registered official seller of THE TURDS. We have the BIGGEST stock of Turds on the Internet.
 
Buy JAMES PONG now as he is the only way to join the SH*TE CLUB, available for £59.99 while stocks last and these are very limited. Buying JAMES PONG will mean you will be able to buy further purchases at a discounted price from A1-Turds.uk.
 
What you waiting for JAMES PONG is limited to 1008, he is an office limited edition price and has the same limited edition to HANNIBAL LECTURD, who presently is selling for more than double his RRP. Turds are collectables and will be worth more in the future if kept in a good condition as at present no further runs are planned of all the Turds on this site.
 
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